The Three Pillars

Kirk Asher

Before he was a pillar for Mixed Bag of Hats, Kirk was the main support beam for some loser's basement.  He was mostly used for hanging one sweet neon beer sign, as well as being the most run into object.

Zach Hettrick

When not adding his buttery voice to Apathetic Gentlemen,  Zach is out fist fighting grizzly bears and climbing mountains without gear.  Legend has it that he can stare for four hours without blinking.  (Written by Kirk)


Ben Moyer

When hes not running the whole operation of Mixed Bag of Hats,  Ben is working to be the Guinness World record holder of most cat selfies.  He's not close -he's chasing some fourteen year old named Saccharine. ( Also Written by Kirk)